Iefow's Unformation

After getting into more and more naming problems the last few weeks, I’ve decided to put up a cast page. This page tells you about everyone who is (more or less) frequently mentioned here.

This allows me to write more freely about someone, as it’s nickname allows me to assume that you know who I’m talking about.

What’s there to say? I’m a 25 year old Dutchman, born out of loving, if somewhat overly protective parents. Despite the DNA, I turned out to be rather unorthodox young man, who cares not about norms and values. Most of my problems with my parents deal about this. However, with my graduation, job and new girlfriend (LoveLife), they think I’ve settled down. Whata mistaka to maka.
When I was 6, I said I wanted to be a computer programmer. I turned out to be just that, even though I went to puberty proclaiming I’d be either a vet or a scientist.
In my sparetime, I play darts, run a bar, play NBA Live 2000 (Windows 2000 doesn’t run the 2001 version, dammit) and play a roleplaying game (Vampire; the Masquerade).
Beyond all that I keep this journal. It bears absolutely no strings to my “Normal Life” as only LoveLife and Piilu know both me and my diary. I intend to keep it that way, too.

LoveLife

LoveLife is short for “the Love of my Life”. It has absolutely nothing to do with my sexlife, I’m sorry to inform you.
Hang on, yes it does. It has everything to do with my sexlife. Just not in this diary, I meant. :o)
LoveLife is mentioned in too many posts to list here.

MirrorImage

MirrorImage is probably my best friend, come to think of it. We’ve hung in each other’s arms crying and we’ve jumped around together out of shear jubilance.
He's called MirrorImage, because we are so much alike.
MirrorImage is mentioned here:
- take me now

UberGoth

A very good friend of mine. She’s the Coolest person I know, simply because she doesn’t give a damn. She takes shit from no-one and dished out what you give her. Beneath that, she’s got a little heart of gold.
She's called UberGoth because she is Gothier then anyone I know. And because she hates the term.
UberGoth is mentioned here:
- take me now
- sex? how about a drink instead?

BirthdayBoy

BirthdayBoy used to date UberGoth. He’s one of those strong silent types. But when he does speak, you’re in stitches…
He's called BirthdayBoy because I first mentioned him on his birthday. DemonSpawn would be a more apropriate name, because he used to have hair-fashioned horns like a devil and because his grin is terrifying.
BirthdayBoy is mentioned here:
- sex? how about a drink instead?
- I love the way you cram my rim

Muscleman

Muscleman is one of those party-hardy type of students. We have a little dance we share.
His name is Muscleman because he is just that.
Muscleman is mentioned here:
- I'm not gay, I'm just drawn that way
- I love the way you cram my rim

BankruptDick

BankruptDick is indeed a dastardly Dick. This Dick however, is not cunning or evil, he is simply plain imbicillic. He is LoveLife's best friend's boyfriend and our former housemate. He borrows money where he can and makes a point out of not repaying those debts. He borrowed money from Psycho (unmention in here, not worth it) recently, which backfired somewhat.
Oh, I think he's a Dick.

BanckruptDick is mentioned here:
- one is silver but the other gold
- leave the asshole and run!
- Burn the cattle! Kill the village!

I’ll add others when I mention them in the posts.