In itself, fine. Why should I care.
I mean, his grand total of loans is worth about 20000 bucks (an estimation of mine, but I am certain of 22 of those big boys), so why should this teensy little amount by important?
Well, I’ll tell you why. Because the guy he owes it to is a Psycho. Big time, capital letter. He is, what some know as a “criminal element”.
Here’s the deal. Buddy-o mine BankruptDick sold Psycho an old car, which was bound to fall apart within months. Before that could happen however, oh how lady Fortuna smiled upon the Dick, the car was impounded as Psycho was caught driving under the influence of a powdery substance.
Not quite case-closed.
As it turned out today, BankruptDick still hasn’t paid Psycho any of the money back he owned him, or even given him the ownership papers for the car. He simply never showed up on appointments.
He’s good at that, he is. He’s been doing it on his job too these days. What a guy.
Anyway, back to the story. Psycho is now threatening to tear up both the bar BankruptDick is currently the chairman of (don’t ask) and the apartment he and his girlfriend live in. Hay, he’s a psycho, no telling what he’ll do.
He’s even trying to get the entire crew of volunteers of the bar out on account of fraude and incompetence. That one’s a laugh though, we’re going to have his ass for lunch when we meet to dicuss this. He has absolutely no evidence whatsoever, while we can lay down all the balances needed.
But he’s trying it. And succeeding so far. I don’t know why, but the social housing company that is our landlord has made initial agreements with him already. The dorks. We’ll straighten them out quickly.
But back to the story again. Psycho has threatened BankruptDick (who cares) and his girlfriend (the bastard!) and, to quote Blazing Saddles, he’s crazy enough to do it, folks.
So we’re meeting him tomorrow night. Dick’s girlfriend and I will have a talk with him. Pay him the first 450 bucks (again not of Dick’s money, since he has none, but of his girlfriend’s) and hope we can humour him out of our lives.
I’m telling you, why she even stays with that asshole, I have no idea. Everyone with eyes can see that BankruptDick is a bankrupt dick.
And on to my frustration of the day. Why am I being Googled for “sexmagazines”, “childrensporno” and “waxjob (sex)”? I need a new vocabulary.
Or some “Alf” Googles.